Pirate Hat for Desk Goose ☠️🪿🏴☠️
Ahoy, matey! Turn your Desk Goose into the fiercest captain to ever sail the office seas. With this jaunty pirate hat, your feathered friend is ready to plunder paperclips, guard treasure (a.k.a. snacks), and shout “Honk me hearties!” at anyone who dares approach.
3D printed & lightweight
Easy to slip on and off
Perfect for Talk Like a Pirate Day, Halloween, or everyday desk domination
Note: Hat only. Desk Goose sold separately — but he’s already polishing his peg leg and eye patch.

